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Can someone please give me funny, sad, wise, or happy quotes?

PLEASE?! Thanks in advance!! And can some of you please star my question? Thanks!

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1. You be the Judge. It starts out as puppy love but can leads to a dog life. by Darell Piper Common Sense is just not to common these days. by Darell Piper My wife and I use to have doggie style sex, wow. Yes I begged and she turned over and played dead. same as above. There are some funny, wise and not so happy. It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." –Bill Clinton, during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair "It depends on how you define alone…" –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony "There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were." –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony "What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" –Bill Clinton, reacting to a survey of journalists that ranked the Monica Lewinsky scandal as the 53rd most significant story of the century "I don't know whether it's the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the American penal system." –Bill Clinton, on the White House "When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again." –Bill Clinton "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." –Bill Clinton, to a woman friend while he was a Rhodes scholar at Oxford
2. I'd rather have a beer in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy
3. It has always been difficult for the individual to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you do that, you will be lonely often; and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. - Rudyard Kipling It takes two to lie: one to lie, one to listen. - Homer Simpson Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato Why be a shepherd or a sheep when you can play the wolf? - Me =oD
4. This is life, you don't have to be perfect. I think it's a wise one.
5. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ~Joey Adams Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in the boss but do not tell...
6. Visit this website please........ http://www.cybernation.com/quotationcenter/quotelist.php?type=subject&id=F It contains a collection of more than 27,000 quotes...and you can browse by the author and subject there....
7. The only thing nice about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others
8. "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday" " If you do not where you are going, Then how do you expect to get there" These are my fav, hope u like them
9. One of my favourite quotes is: "The high cost of living in civilized society is the price of life itself." (Bradford Angier, from the book WIILDERNESS WIFE). This author lived in what is considered a modern pioneer or off-grid lifestyle.
10. giggity,giggity...glen quagmire
11. Leave other peoples business alone but mind your own. My gran.
12. One of my fav. quotes: Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.