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How should I wish Happy Birthday to someone who uses the same face cream as I do?

someone = chacha times I've tried posting this = 3

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1. Facial?
2. Have a body wash game of lotion
3. buy her some elephant ears
4. I would lick her frosting and comb her lovely locks....for hours....really...I'm not kidding....seriously.
5. Now.... if you said *whipped cream* I would have said..... *a good licking* Happy Bday Cha!!
6. Um Happy Birthday? Duh.
7. Happy b-day you greasy face monkey. Hope you get stuffed. Know what I mean?
8. With a light, circular motion?
9. If it is Avon, you should go door to door together like the Avon ladies used to do, extolling the virtues of said face cream. If it is one of those hoity-toity expensive brands, then pretend you work in the cosmetic section of Bloomingdale's and give each other makeovers. Drinks before are optional; drinks afterward are mandatory.
10. You girls both use sweet oly? Sweet! All of my q's about her died, too. But my bOner is still going strong. Happy Birthday, sex kitten.
11. Where's the cake, dammit! WHERE? Happy birthday, Chacha~
12. I'm going to celebrate it by rubbing face cream all over myself and giving my dear, sweet, lovely chacha topless hugs! Happy Birthday lover face!
13. Flash her your junk...
14. With a gift of an inferior product,not necessarily in person
15. You might have had better luck here: Beauty & Style > Skin & Body > Facial Spermicide Happy Birthday, cha!
16. It's easy. Cha-Cha. I love you. You are my friend. You are my soul. you are everything I wish I could be and I am everything you need me to be. We are friends because we complete each other. I never want to die or go away before I say goodbye to you. Happy birthday.
17. Happy b-day ch.....WTF ^^^... I thought he was dead.
18. That explains a lot... <<<<<(Looking off into the sky now in feigned wonderment...)
19. Sorry I'm late - I was giving Cha her birthday beasting. *cries*
20. Ask her to put her hair in pigtails so you can reenact scenes from Easy Rider.
21. Put the face cream between your thighs and show her how to put it on.....or put it on her. Call it a "Non-mustache mustache ride". And, of course, Happy Birthday to Chacha.
22. I can't imagine what kind of face cream. Maybe I can. Maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I will anyway.