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How can I make it up to my wife? I wrote Happy birthday, Sweaty?

...on her birthday card. Now she's mad. Of course I meant to write Happy birthday, Smelly and she won't believe me. How do I make it up to her? I'm a terrible speller

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It takes the same amount of time to get glad as it does to get mad....
She'll get over it (in the other room).
Make her sweaty, if you get my drift.
You're as good as dead, promise. Seek a good divorce attorney. I once lost a good girl friend for sending her my "beast wishes and warm retards." (Best Wishes and warm regards)
Ha! Thats hilarious :)
lol This reminded me of a funny story. This kid in high school got a pot leaf tattooed on his arm. He wanted to get the word "sweet" tattooed under it. I don't know who made the mistake, him or the tattoo artist, but he ended up having the pot leaf and "sweat" tattooed on his shoulder. It was priceless :)
Buy her some skunk cabbage
omg if you were being serious buy her some flowers and chocolate but your q cracked me up
maybe she needs some booty, if she let a little thing like that bother her.
that is so funny why did she get mad I would keep that card forever!!
Aww. Tell her your truly sorry.. maybe take her to dinner to a nice restaurant.
cake, a nice birthday cake that taste good. we women will stop yelling long enough to enjoy a good cake. (buy it, don't attempt to make it yourself)
just let her get over it...its so minor that she will just give her time and don't mention it at all again just do something else nice for her without apologizing for calling her sweaty and she brings it up just loving joke about it and move on to the next thing quick just get it off her mind you know... BUT WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOUR WIFE SMELLY? just asking? :)
Warm water in your mouth....she will love it!
LOL...wow even I havent made that big of a spelling mistake... Take her bowling she will love it
shed rather be called smelly than sweaty...? or did u foul again and mean to write sweety...? just listen to the advice and make her sweaty!!!
well might as well.... hey make her "sweaty" in the bedroom
Wow, I can't believe that she is angry over something like that. It could happen to anyone and it's actually quite funny.
OMG! That is so funny! LOL! LOL! LOL! I think you should let her spank you today! Punishment is in order Mr.
Oh wow.... A bottle of Secret Platinum to go with the card might help
to you hoo from me he