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how is a successful political candidate like a microwave?

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1. Ummmm ... they can both kill you if you stand close to them for too long?? lol IDK.
2. It keeps going until it gets over heated and you can put a time on it.
3. they both heat up fast!!!!
4. they can malfunction at any moment?
5. They both spin!
6. i don't know ,who is a successful political candidate like a microwave ?
7. They're both made out of metal and glass and can heat up Hot Pockets real fast. Sincerely, GOD, THY LORD
8. They are both man made
9. Whatever is cooked in it really can't be all that good for you, no matter how tasty it is.
10. they know how to make things caliente
11. it is a bad idea to stick a fork in either one
12. They move around in circle
13. They can heat up a shizzy situation fast .... and make you eat it and leave you head spinning when they enact laws to get you health insurance canceled.
14. If you give them anything silver (ie money) it will fck everything up (ie the economy) : )
15. is this a joke? or an actual theory question? uhm, I'm gonna say that people with pacemakers should be wary of both.
16. They are both full of hot air!
17. They heat things up fast.
18. If you put a fork in them, bad things happen.
19. They ooze radiation.