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Lyrics to Happy Birthday anyone?

I need some funny happy birthday lyrics. How about the one where it talks about channels and tv shows, and some others please.

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1. Once A Year We Celebrate With Stupid Hats And Plastic Plates, the Fact That You Were Able To Make Another Trip Around The Sun. and The Whole Plan Gathers Round' Gifts And Laughter Do Will Bound, we Let Out A Joyful Sound And Sing That Stupid Song. Happy Birthday, Now Your One Year Older. happy Birthday, Your Life Still Isn't Over. happy Birthday, You Did Not Accomplish Much. but You Didn't Die This Year I Guess That's Good Enough. so Lets Drink To Your Fading Health, And Hope You Don't Remind Yourself your Chance Of Finding Fame And Wealth Decrease With Every Year. dose It Feel Like Your Doing Laps, And Eating Food And Taking Naps, and Hoping That Some Day, Perhaps, Your Life Will Hold Some Cheer. happy Birthday, What Have You Done That Matters? happy Birthday, Your Starting To Get Fatter. happy Birthday, It's Downhill From Now On. try Not To Remind Yourself Your Best Years Are All Gone. if Cryogenics Were All Free Then You Could Live Like Walt Disney And Live for All Eternity Inside A Block Of Ice. but Instead Your Time Is Set This Is The Only Life You Get, and Though It Hasen't Ended Yet Some Times You Wish It Might! happy Birthday, You Wish You Had More Money. happy Birthday, Your Lifes So Sad It's Funny. happy Birthday, How Much More Can You Take? but Your Friends Are Hungry So Just Cut The Stupid Cake. happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear..... (Muttering) ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy The Butch Kangroo, Bob, starts With A G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!
2. there is one that goes... happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear _____ happy birthday to you..and many more on channel four and scooby doo on channel two another one is .. happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey and you look like one too.. hope those are what you're looking for =)
3. ... Happy Birthday to you! And many more..., on channel four. and a big, fat cake on channel eight, and a load of fun on channel one, and and Scooby Doo on channel two, and a clucking hen on channel ten, and someone's knee on channel three, and fresh smelling pine on channel nine, and a bee hive on channel five, get your kicks on channel six, and a slice of heaven on channel seven.