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If you could write a realistic happy birthday card to someone you can't stand what would it say ?

Public Comments

1. happy birthday! have a nice one!
2. "Happy Birthday, From Me"
3. hope your birthday sucks just like you do!
4. 100 million sperm cells and you were the only one who made it. congratulations.
5. Happy Birthday B*tch Who knew you only turned 40.......We thought you looked 60 already.
6. You owe me money for the card. Happy fricken birthday bozo
7. Dear _____, Hope this birthday is as crap as your personality. Enjoy your remaining years... :D All my hate, Rachel Haha... but I'd never do that. It'd just be lowering myself to their level.
8. Congratulations on another year of courageous, determined efforts to remain the foulest, most revolting object ever to reach a sewer. There could never be another quite like you.
9. I would not waste my ink.
10. I see your getting older everyday!
11. Here's a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" to you stupid!