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SURVEY: What are some funny/unique lines to write in a happy birthday card?

My sis is gonna be 27..we are really close,and we are always picking around with each other..anything unique and funny would be greatly appreciated!!

Public Comments

1. now that your 27 your cranium called theres room to rent!
2. hmmm 27 birthday whacks with a riding crop no matter how much you cry and sob. I am not going stop any short of 30, because I always want you have the best and some extras just in case of a rainy day.
3. I hope your birthday is cool. But not as cool as me. Better luck next year. The Midwest Arsonist
4. i usually just write things about past memories, or inside jokes that only we understand. random things that we find funny. haha yeah, kinda cheesy.
5. Roses are ugly Irises too drink another beer then whoo whoo whoo whoooooooooooooooooooooooo Happy 27 sis are you pretty? William Wants to know
6. Being a card maker I have a few for you. Another candle on the cake, Well that's no cause to pout, Be glad you have the strength enough To blow the damn things out! You're not old! You've just been young for a very long time. To have a sister is to have a soulmate for life. God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference. Birthdays are numbers and mine is unlisted! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Hope these help.
7. Give her a card but first write in it, " I bought you a Birthday Cake, (make sure you tape a couple of burned candles on the inside of it,) mahe an arrow pointing to the candles, then write, "I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself" but these were left over" ; ) V....V
8. " The day you were born somebody is slacking off in quality control" HAPPY BIRTHDAY.