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What is the successful recipe for life as a tool?

I'm writing a short speech on the "The successful recipe for life if you are a tool." I've already got a couple ideas...like wearing Ed Hardy, wifebeaters, spiking your hair, putting a shirtless mirror picture on your facebook/myspace. I'm trying to make it humerous. Please help!

Public Comments

1. Getting caught grooming yourself in a mirror ( if your a dude) while curling your lips up. Giving yourself the wink and the gun in the mirror. LOL.