hey, i need a lil help here!! ok so im rly sick, like the one of the worst sicknesses in my life and my family has been very busy, my grandma just died, so we are basically in charge of setting up the funeral and wake and stuff no one has time to take me to a doctors, so i've been on the internet lookin up what i may have...well the thing is i couldnt rly find anything that matches my symptoms (i tried webmd....waste of time) can u plz help me into figurin out what i have....btw my dad think its the flu but well hes rly not the best person to listen to when it comes to that stuff ok here are my symptoms dehydration- constantly going to the bathroom my body aches most of the time when i cough my stomach feels like its bein punched swollen eyes- i CAN'T move them left or right w/o them in pain a lot of phlegm or flem- sometimes i get these coughing attacks caused by constant phlegm or flem i dont want to eat every time i stand up and walk around i often lose my balance sometimes i sweat profusely sometimes im freezing sometimes im both whenever i walk around im rly tired and have to go sit down (the tiredness is not causing my loss of balance!!!) gas pains sore throat kinda swollen sometimes when i swallow my ears hurt ok thanks for reading this i really need ur help please tell me what u think i could have..... thank so much PS- im not making this up PSS- i had to force myself to take a midterm today, and during writing an essay....i write some words in italian.....btw i take italian in school ALSO.....forgot to mention i have a fever like every other day starting on friday starting last friday