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Would YOU Like To Be England’s Next Bowling Coach?‏?

Because the ECB are advertising for every tom, dick and harry with a bit of experience to apply; http://www.candidatemanager.net/cm/Micro/JobDetails.aspx?&mid=YFBEV&sid=BAZUGT&jid=FBGTBFB&site=England http://www.uksport.gov.uk/vacancies/england_and_wales_cricket_board_ecb_fast_bowling_coach_180210 “In order to achieve this ambitious goal ECB is seeking to appoint an outstanding individual to the position of England Fast Bowling Coach. The successful candidate will be responsible for the on-going development of England’s fast bowlers, and will promote the highest standards of performance, behaviour and discipline as set out by the England Team Director. The successful candidate will report to the England Team Director and will work closely with other members of the England Team Management in order to successfully prepare England cricketers for international competition.” So do YOU have what it takes to lead the young English men into a new age of international cricket enlightenment? Can YOU turn their fortunes around and make them into world beaters? Do YOU fancy working with the likes of Stuart Broad, Jimmy Anderson, Liam Plunkett and Saj Mahmood (ok maybe not old Saj) et al? If so then why not apply! Here’s the application form (closes on Friday, if you’re interested, so hurry!): http://www.candidatemanager.net/cm/Apply.aspx?&mid=YFBEV&sid=BAZUGT&jid=FBGTBFB&site=England%20and%20Wales%20Cricket%20Board&a=vbEtDQd%252f%252fEU%253d&b=8bZHVyvyjoY%253d Can I just point out that I'm not Oracle. Grow up.

Public Comments

1. Good evening Oracle, Brett Lee is looking for a new job. I'm told he bowling at some stage of his cricket career.
2. Well, at least i'd be English !!
3. England Get Very Fool If B.Lee Can Be Their Bowling Coach. England Should Get Imran Khan OR Washim To Be a Coach.
4. I bet no one fancies Stuart Broad as much as you. Why don't you apply for the position, you have a better chance with Stuart Broad than Bingalee does with Brett Lee.
5. Why you have not come up with your first ID yet? To get 2 best answers from 4-5 by your second ID.....Sarah. Thats the game i observing from last year or so, Give n Take =)). Tell me one more thing Oracle, that why you cowardly provoke me (you thinking) from profile and disable yours profile email? That why, my again suggestion to you, Grow Up Baby.
6. well thats pretty interesting, too bad im more of a batsman btw sarah u play cricket? edit: lol, oracle is english too, but sarah and oracle are 2 diff. people....sarah has a high BA% because she works hard for her ans.
7. Can I just point out that I really am Sarah. I am quite obviously answering my own question here, and spend all my time maintaining a Level 6 and a Level 7 account, one male and one female, for the benefit of other users jealous remarks. As I am quite clearly two people (and a man and a woman to boot!), I would make an excellent fast bowling coach for England. Let's ignore the fact that my deliveries tend to land at mid on or mid off, and that I have no international experience. With the amateurness of the application form, any Tom, Dick or Harry could apply. Which is probably who they will appoint: a computer geek who needs hours of analysis to decide where a bowler is going wrong. But I will turn the job down. Saj Mahmood is beyond help, Jimmy Anderson is a Dingle, so I wouldn't contaminate my breath being in the same room as him, I hate Geordie accents so I couldn't work with Onions, Plunkett or Harmless, and Sidebottom is from the wrong side of the Pennines. So I guess they'll have to look elsewhere. However, if they're willing to take someone on a Work Trial, and are prepared to sign a Local Employment Partnership, then I'll certainly be able to find someone for them.
8. I think Tom Dick Harry could handle the job, he does have good international Fast Bowling experience. .