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success....?

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going up into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached the cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump ugly woman. ''Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success'' she said. No contest ,thought the man and continued to climb to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was easier on the eye. '' Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success'' she said. ''Well'' thought the man, ''might as well continue.'' On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive. ''Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success.'' He turned her down and continued up the ladder. He thought, this is getting better the higher I go. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. ''Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success'' she said. Being a gambling man, he continued up. On the next cloud was a 400 pound ugly guy, arm-pit hair showing, bad BO, flies buzzing around his head. ''Who are you?'' the man asked. ''Hello'' the fat man said. ''I'm Cess''.

Public Comments

1. ok it wasn't the best
2. never heard this one before...lol...don't ever tell that to kids.
3. Who's name was success.
4. poor man
5. you got this from a joke book.... right? I've read this one