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If my DOG/ANT cross-breeding experiment is successful, what do you expect the traits of the offspring will be

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1. .....email me pics when this project is complete. i'd love to have one.... or maybe not. would they be more dog like with some ant characteristics or more ant like with some dog characteristics?
2. A DANT. He/She will be able to smell and hear amazingly well and will be able to carry weights up to 100 times his/her own. Maybe you are on to something here. When I get tired while out walking my dog she can just carry me home. Yeah.
3. good luck with that
4. Resistant to ordinary pesticides? FYI The YA ? server is down. Unable to add ?s at this time. They have top men working on it right now. Top men.
5. You will have many ants that will fetch your shoes,but how will you afford all those little ant collars?
6. Just like this perfect image of an offspring... http://360.yahoo.com/profile-gbCANj0lfrT4jrxQmQKhl6dGdI0RLl.Bm67hdew-
7. It will look like a hillbilly with a goatie since they bred on an ant hill in a goat pen.
8. A barking miniature piss ant.
9. I think this will be of great benefit to man kind! You are clearly the most innovated scientist that the world has ever know! I think dogs are the world favorite pet......to cross breed these excellent species.....you will have a very intelligent...loyal...but amazingly small pets! This way you can take your dog to work,,,,,to church......you can carry our pet dog/ant around in your pocket♥ It will change the world!
10. I've heard of barking spider before, but I think you have created the perfect fart excuse.
11. i'm afraid to guess, just don't start messing around with cats..
12. donts know but i'll trade ye a hen and a jar o shine fer 2 ov the critters.
13. A dog that likes to sting instead of bite..I hate fire ants..but I love dogs but not one that stings..Umm could be a dog that smells like a piss ant.. YUK..LOL
14. an ant with a tail who sniffs butts.
15. How cool. Mutant Ninja Dogants. Miniaturized dog bodies w/ant heads. They can mark territory whenever and wherever and smell each others trails as they climb up and down the trees. No more huge clumps to smell-clean up-or step on.
16. There are things we mere humans are not supposed to meddle with and last time scientists played around with genetics they came up with the Mutant Fascist Yamster! So careful there lest the whole colony of them decide to "mark" you with their, ahem, organic baptism.
17. I dunno but if it works will you make me a turtle-cat? Thanks!
18. Did you ever see Honey I Shrunk the Kids? Much like that. Just hope that your neighbor hasn't cross-bread his Rottweiler with a scorpion.
19. A six legged, tail wagging, butt licking thing called a Dont.... :))